Monday, September 27, 2010

"Liz Lemon, I think girls be trying to impress other girls with all them weird ass lip colors."


Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Things that unfortunately, you don't hear at the DMV or the Walgreens passport station:

"I didn't like that one. Lets try it again."

"For $14.99, you can have the 'Laser,' background."