Signs from Around the Hospital

At Nassau University Medical Center, the signage can get a little witty. Sure the Chief Medical Officer of the hospital is a governor of the American College of Physicians, the largest medical specialty organization and the second largest physician group in the United States. Sure we have Conrad Fischer on staff. But our lunch ladies are not above putting up terse laminated signs about toaster abuse.

"Oh really? That's what that thing is??"

Sign on the East Conference Room- "We have provided conference rooms for our residents who suffer from sonambulism"

If you are going to be so "sassy" as to use elipses, your spelling better be dead onn...