Friday, March 26, 2010

Things heard in the subway:

The scene: 14th street subway station, 3 people standing next to each other buying Metrocards. The author positioned at stage left.

Some guy: ((turning to the middle lady who has what looks like hearing aids on each ear))
Excuse me, do you mind if I ask where you got your headphones??

Lady: ....They're cochlear implants. I'm deaf.

Guy: Omg, I'm so sorry.

1 comment:

Mapleleaf said...

Always a bad idea to assume. Once I walked into a patient's room and said, 'oh, and you are her son?' ...both parties glare at me. 'no this is my wife.'

patient encounter fail.